you know who.

"What?! Tap water made me gay?! This answers so many questions! No wonder every time I brush my teeth I just wanna suck some dick! One minute I'm washing my hands, the next minute I'm fisting my neighbours! I dunno what happend in between!"

Yep. Thanks to my new, homophobic "friend" (who says flags are useless, makes fun of gay people and everything, you know, yeah, that one) I'm in this bullshit again.